
my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented



my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

When your parents want you to do something for them, especially “techy ” stuff…..
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch
^FUCK

This comic contains spoilers for the ending of OFF.
I hope you’ll consider reading! Even though the story is rushed and vague, I hope it makes sense.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE OVER 1620 FOLLOWERS! Never thought I’d get this far. Just January I got to 1,000. Wow, you guys are fucking awesome, seriously; so here’s my second give away! Now due to low funds, it isn’t huge like most, but fuck it, let’s do it anyway. So here’s what the winner ( or winners ) can choose /get:
- ANY PAIR(s) OF SOCKS/TIGHTS FROM SOCKDREAMS
- ONE PAIR(s) OF CONTACTS FROM PINKYPARADISE
- ONE ( or two ) WIGS
- ONE OR TWO PAIRS OF EYELASHES ( price permitting )
NOT SHOWN: 20$ WORTH OF BEN NYE MAKEUP OF YOUR CHOICE!
We all fucking love makeup, especially homestuck cosplayers! Aww yiss, free makeup. So here are my rules, they’re so simple.
CONTEST ENDS: July 5th 2013 MIDNIGHT EST
RULES, YO:
- YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE US / CANADA / PUERTO RICO
( but if your country’s shipping is low, let me know! )
- REBLOG AS MANY TIMES BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE PLEASE, TAG THIS AS ‘GIVEAWAY’ DO NOT PISS YOUR FOLLOWERS OFF, IT ISN’T WORTH SPAMMING THEIR DASHBOARDS.
- ONE LIKE ONLY COUNTS, So hey, like once, reblog whenever you want.
- DO NOT, PLEASE, DO NOT, MESSAGE ME ASKING: omfg plz pick me! pleaseee
No, I will not pick you because you begged me. RANDOM GENERATOR PICKS, NOT I.
- You do NOT have to follow me, but hey, it’d be awesome if you were a follower.
- KEEP YOUR ASK BOX OPEN, no ask box , no prize.
- You don’t have to be part of the homestuck fandom, nor do you have to know who i am.
Uh, that’s about it. I’m probably going to regret posting this give away. Haha!